Casa de Taco is the restaurant for your average Joe Casa de Taco is the restaurant for your average Joe You can run there, just don't go slow It's a sand funk dune Sand funk dune of funk, funk, funk, funk Funky, funky, funky, funky It's a sand funk dune Sand funk dune of funk, funk, funk, funk Funk funk funk funk funk HUUUH! Classic traditional Antiguan cooking We hate it! Modern pan-dynamic French cuisine We hate it! Pepe's Mexican doodong We hate it! It's a sand funk dune Sand funk dune of funk, funk, funk, funk Funky, funky, funky, funky It's a sand funk dune Sand funk dune of funk, funk, funk, funk Funk funk funk funk funk HUUUH! It's a sand funk dune Sand funk dune of funk, funk, funk, funk Funky, funky, funky, funky It's a sand funk dune Sand funk dune of funk, funk, funk, funk Funk funk funk funk funk AAGGH!

If I should fall from grace with God Where no doctor can relieve me If I'm buried 'neath the sod But the angels won't receive me Let me go, boys Let me go, boys Let me go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry This land was always ours Was the proud land of our fathers It belongs to us and them Not to any of the others Let them go, boys Let them go, boys Let them go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry Bury me at sea Where no murdered ghost can haunt me If I rock upon the waves No corpse can lie upon me Coming up threes, boys Coming up threes, boys Let them go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry If I should fall from grace with God Where no doctor can relieve me If I'm buried 'neath the sod So the angels won't receive me Let me go, boys Let me go, boys Let me go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry Let me go, boys Let me go, boys Let me go down in the mud Where the rivers all run dry

Dave He was turned into a zombie Tried to eat his girlfriend's brains But she managed to fend him off With a gun Dave, don't eat your girlfriend's brains You are a zombie now You've got that knowledge now Yeah you, you've got the secrets of All the universe But your stomach hurts And you, you met some aliens They are your newest friends They got you shiny pens From space! You do the dumbest things You should have gone to hell. INTERGALACTIC COUNCIL Now Dave has become aware Of a higher order of beings So he prepares to launch Into space Alien: "Earthling! For what purpose have you sought the council of the intergalactic council?" Dave: "Well, I'm on a sabbatical to discover civilizations and cultures so I can improve my own self worth." Narrator: "However, this was not the case. In fact, Dave the zombie had come to feast upon the brains of the Intergalactic Council. Fortunately, they were not so easily fooled." Alien: "We are not so easily fooled. Guards, seize him!" Dave: "Ah whoop, I've been found out!" Other narrator: "Seeing a chance for escape, Dave deftly crashes through the cabin window and hurls himself towards Earth." So, Dave left with a valuable lesson Now he just feeds off of cows And thinks about what he has done With remorse Dave, don't eat your girlfriend's brains You are a zombie now You've got that knowledge now Yeah you, you've got the secrets of All the universe But your stomach hurts And you, you met some aliens They are your newest friends They got you shiny pens From space! You do the dumbest things You should have gone to hell. INTERGALACTIC COUNCIL

Secret invasion... (it's so secret!) Blue blue blue (the color blue) blue blue Pizza gives you energy, pizza gives you energy... Jape-a mello snow coral, jape-a mello snow coral... Fruit me doctorate, fruit me doctorate... (something) in the stars And my baby is I don't know, I think I liked it better when we had Robbie

Born in a hut rising from ashes He's got a match and cherry bombs Now he's out to explore the big world And what will he see? A Runescape delight Now he plays soccer all over the place No remorse for breaking Neil Fallon's voice With a firecracker in a black orifice He lights it and hopes that he can fly high Now he's in jail for stealing music He will pay with his life But before he goes he will play a game Of Runescape as an orc Now he plays soccer all over the place No remorse for breaking Neil Fallon's voice With a firecracker in a black orifice He lights it and hopes that he can fly high "Greetings." "Hey, guess who I am." "Who are you perchance?" "Well, I'm Pizzaro, just like the conquistador." "What level are you, knave?" "I'm level 42, lol" "OMG you are a noob. I'm level 77. Ha ha." "Wanna play with firecrackers? FTW!" "WTF, sure! What do I do?" "We sound like one of those cell phone commercials. And then stick it in your black orifice. lolcat" Now he plays soccer all over the place No remorse for breaking Neil Fallon's voice With a firecracker in a black orifice He lights it and hopes that he can fly high Travolta Now he plays soccer all over the place No remorse for breaking Neil Fallon's voice With a firecracker in a black orifice He lights it and hopes that he can fly high

Fake Japanese 3, 2, 3 2 1 Friendship! ...Counter strike, headshot ...Subaru. I drive a Honda, Honda ...Naruto ...Ramen Noodle Make a reft at the streetright Put it together, make it right Put it together, fight fight fight! ...Congo river, we go down to Disneyland ....Sushi, sashimi rice Lots more fake Japanese. Super smash, number one fighter Super smash, fight fight fight! My favorite character is Sonic and Fox

Eat your greens (eat your greens) Don't forget the beans and celery (Kidney beans) Don't forget to bring your fake ID (negative calories) Eat a bunch of these (use a fork) Magnificent With sauerkraut Mmmmmm With sauerkraut (gree gree) Arr Arr Eat a grape, a fig, a crumpet too You'll pump ' em right through (Eat some wheat, shredded wheat, maybe some children!)

Stand close to me Like cops and minorities Like carpet sticks to floors LIKE CARPET STICKS TO FLOORS Banter No longer do I trust Doctors and shrinks That is why I think Rink tink tink tink tink ??? I'm gonna be free someday. Free, free. I'm free. Inside your brain Inside your mind Computer chips Try to decide What you should buy (repeat) Something something Nazis I'd like to be there to crossbreed (repeat) Protect the faithful, we protect the faithful And we burn down all the other suckers standing in our way Leland Vittert, I love you Leland Vittert, I love you Leland Vittert, I love you Simply saying, I do love you I think you tell the news better than the rest Very interesting and useful too Are you like that? Something something

HUH Ohhhhh yeah

These days He's been feeling kind of down Till a little gray spot Turned his spirits right around The doctor says That it's not normal But they say forbidden love is the best love In the world I don't even care If my hair falls out My toenails detach themselves Do you think I really mind If you ate my skin? I start to think It could be sort of fun He asked her out and they got married His sickness became his wife And after the media frenzy It was back to normal life But nowadays all he does is sit around Feeling sick But if you ask him what it's called, he would say Love at first sight I don't even care If my hair falls out My toenails detach themselves Do you think I really mind If I ate your skin? I start to think It could be sort of fun

Yesterday at the supermarket I was craving some Hot Pockets Cashier said amigo Venga conmigo Went down Aisle 3 Pockets were calling to me My hunger did not waver I chose breakfast f-f-flavor Head back to my address Begin the cooking process I take one bite And shiver with delight But it's not over yet Next morning I'm on the toilet It was quite a specimen Rare in its species That's why the sunrise looks to me like feces Bread and cheese and meat and cheese and bread and cheese and meat and cheese and bread and cheese and meat and cheese and bread and cheese and meat and cheese and bread and cheese and meat and cheese and bread and cheese and meat and cheese and bread and cheese and meat and cheese and bread and cheese and meat and cheese and BLARRGHHGHAGH

Wish you could see me In the brine Between the waves Where I died I'm not a mime (no he isn't) I'm no orator (oh boy that's right you know he isn't either) My horoscope says I should be cleaner I've done a dance like this But in a different mood I wonder, does this make me a crook? I'll ask the magic spoon The magic spoon he did not say Just shuffled me right on out the door And with his final breath he said "I've done that dance before" STOP. Underwater boogie! Not aquaboogie, aguaboogie Get up Ohhhhhh aguaboogie I've done a dance like this before But in a different mood I wonder, does this make me a crook? Well, I'll ask the magic spoon The magic spoon he did not say He just shuffled me out the door And with his final breath he said "I've done that dance before" hey hey hey It sucks, it sucks.... I (All our porches are underwater) Swam (All our horses are underwater) Down (All our houses are underwater) To (All our pigs are underwater) The (All our walls are underwater) Sea (All our lives are underwater) Floor (All our bikes are underwater) Yay! (All our dogs are underwater) I'm no mime (no he isn't) I'm no orator (oh boy you know that's right you know he isn't either) My horoscope says I should be cleaner

I have one last thing to tell you before we go. He made Congratulating the Spanish language Underneath the therapy One of the frustrating things I was only feigning squeamishness For Montevideo They're engaged It's not fantasy I'm all snotty! I was reminded No problem 99% fat free Cigarette The old steamship I 1% of the milk Don't worry, Desdemona Chester the Judge You never know I saw a woman from Southern California Across the water If you respect the word of God, you must admit that the world is flat 6th precinct That worked most of the time Italian restaurant The spray would have died Loyal to the sticky-fingered Justin I wish you were dead How old are you anyway? The crew had been sprayed Full bottles of Jägermeister If your children need the milk Don't you, Carl? Rat had him by the tail New York College Can it be swallowed? Think of Father Mike Boston and the Indian Ocean There's a place called home They will not be abandoned Like most hermaphrodites Gentlemen from Canada I owe you an explanation Destroy any remaining cells Steel toes obstruct my vision Good sir, your appendages are distracting! Obtuse and cumbersome too Doo doo doo da doo doo da doo doo I'm firin' mah lazor Somebody's knocking on- in the door Before you hit the floor And then he begs for some more So I send my condor Revolting! You deduce Despite your traditional exuberance Krypton Argon Helium And sometimes "y" Lobster Meat Eats Mandibles Lobster Meat Eats Mandibles I can do 6.3972x10 circumplex operations per second but even I can't see what's so great about Cinnamon Toast Crunch. My maker told me I would never love, but I do love the mild-mannered T.V. anchor Leland Vittert. (something something) CPU makes my buzzers squeal. Don't hate me because of my processing capabilities. Lobster Meat Eats Mandibles Lobster Meat Eats Mandibles She's just a lonely girl Living in a lonely world She took the midnight train Going everywhere He's just a city boy Born and raised in south Detroit Da da da da da da da doo dow On and on I think I liked it better when we had Robbie. Lobster Meat Eats Mandibles Lobster Meat Eats Mandibles Only I have the power of the Triforce. Hey! Listen!!! A latch, a latch I say! Metal? Nawww. It's linoleum for sure I'd appreciate it if you'd throw the bullet into my shoe as a donation Mold it man, mold it Before it molds you, sucka And then the masked men of Manchester mortify my meticulous mastery momentarily milking medical matters Lobster Meat Eats Mandibles Lobster Meat Eats Mandibles Hello, I'm Mr. Moust- Mr. Moust- Mr. Moustache