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Dave
He was turned into a zombie
Tried to eat his girlfriend's brains
But she managed to fend him off
With a gun

Dave, don't eat your girlfriend's brains
You are a zombie now
You've got that knowledge now
Yeah you, you've got the secrets of
All the universe
But your stomach hurts
And you, you met some aliens
They are your newest friends
They got you shiny pens
From space!
You do the dumbest things
You should have gone to hell.
INTERGALACTIC COUNCIL

Now Dave has become aware
Of a higher order of beings
So he prepares to launch
Into space

Alien: "Earthling! For what purpose have you sought the council of the intergalactic council?"

Dave: "Well, I'm on a sabbatical to discover civilizations and cultures so I can improve my own self worth."

Narrator: "However, this was not the case. In fact, Dave the zombie had come to feast upon the brains of the Intergalactic Council. Fortunately, they were not so easily fooled."

Alien: "We are not so easily fooled. Guards, seize him!"

Dave: "Ah whoop, I've been found out!"

Other narrator: "Seeing a chance for escape, Dave deftly crashes through the cabin window and hurls himself towards Earth."

So, Dave left with a valuable lesson
Now he just feeds off of cows
And thinks about what he has done
With remorse


Dave, don't eat your girlfriend's brains
You are a zombie now
You've got that knowledge now
Yeah you, you've got the secrets of
All the universe
But your stomach hurts
And you, you met some aliens
They are your newest friends
They got you shiny pens
From space!
You do the dumbest things
You should have gone to hell.
INTERGALACTIC COUNCIL

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from Deviant Amphigliora, released September 10, 2008

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